MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 3 DAYS

She went undercover in Oregon for awhile because Mariska Hargitay (the actress who plays her) had a baby and went on maternity leave.

THANK YOU!

darcsunshine:

Being the parent you should be

How many times have you caught yourself sounding like your mother? It has been said many times that children are a reflection of their parents and this is true.

On anon, tell me the sluttiest thing you’ve ever done.

ttiigerlily:

letmefeedyoucake:

off anon works too

where da freakz aaaat

heyyy

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youarefuckingmajestic:

REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.

STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

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I watch Law and Order: SVU every morning and this morning I see that Detective Stabler has a new partner. What happened to Olivia?

tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

(via stephaniemakesababy)

eziocauthon89:

graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me

"If I fits, I sits" applies to all cats

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cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

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Reblog if you want your followers to ask you random questions.  

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everyone wants to see boobs but when you start breastfeeding in public they get offended